As a child, I glued myself to the TV with images of Steve Irwin, Planets Funniest Animals, Animal 911, etc... In conclusion, I was an Animal Planet freak. As I grew up, I outgrew these shows and moved onto MTV and VH1. Animal Planet was just boring to me. Until I discovered Lost Tapes. Lost Tapes is like reading the Skeptics Weekly magazine in the checkout line at Smiths. Its the "actual" tapes of people's encounters with mythical creatures as well as some background from experts, or in this case, the writers of Skeptics Weekly. I find it entertaining and much scarier than anything the aforementioned networks can concoct.
Monday, October 26, 2009
Best Cartoon Ever
Thanks to our new special cable, I have access to 1,000 channels of nothing to watch :) Actually, I've never been more addicted! I found a new cartoon on a kid's network called "Growing Up Creepie". Its on Discovery Kids and is about a little goth girl named Creepie Creature who was raised by thousands of bugs in a condemed victorian house.
Sunday, October 25, 2009
Mmmmmm Tasty
7 entire "beef" patties, 2500 calories, 5 inches tall, and simply inhaling the smell will give you a heart attack. Fast food has sunk to an all time low. Japan has released the above mentioned last meal as a way to celebrate the new Windows 7.
0:46-0:50 show just how much grease and crap is in this monster.
For once I am actually dumbfounded and speechless
0:46-0:50 show just how much grease and crap is in this monster.
For once I am actually dumbfounded and speechless
Thursday, October 15, 2009
About Time Mr. Stoker
After 112 grueling years, the wait is over my friends, Dracula 2 is being released by Bram Stoker's great grand-nephew appropriately named Dacre Stoker. It is called The Un-Dead and picks up after the vampire hunters seemingly successful murder of Dracula, but little do they know, that he had a young woman vampire who slowly begins to pick off the gang. A police officer thinks that it is Jack the Ripper on the prowl.
Hopefully this follows the "flavor" of the original. Hopefully Dacre doesn't include werewolves. The sexy vampire is already dead, in all of his cruel, pale, non-glittering pallor.
Hopefully this follows the "flavor" of the original. Hopefully Dacre doesn't include werewolves. The sexy vampire is already dead, in all of his cruel, pale, non-glittering pallor.
Monday, October 12, 2009
My Eyes! They Burn!
May I introduce quite possibly the greatest website ever created:
Peopleofwalmart.com
Its like a car wreck, the harder you try to not stare and continue with your day, the more compelled you are to gawk. The worst part of is, I can't laugh at some of these because I know people who go to Wal*y World like this! And so do you.
Uncle Charlie!
Granny's packin' heat
Yes... The sign is a must.
Holly Hobby is starting to age
You have to wonder what Bud is doing with all that beer and oil
Why?! Why in public? I bet your mother found these hilarious when she picked them up in Italy
There should be an application for procreation
Gram.... Please put on some clothes
Peopleofwalmart.com
Its like a car wreck, the harder you try to not stare and continue with your day, the more compelled you are to gawk. The worst part of is, I can't laugh at some of these because I know people who go to Wal*y World like this! And so do you.
Uncle Charlie!
Granny's packin' heat
Yes... The sign is a must.
Holly Hobby is starting to age
You have to wonder what Bud is doing with all that beer and oil
Why?! Why in public? I bet your mother found these hilarious when she picked them up in Italy
There should be an application for procreation
Gram.... Please put on some clothes
My Eyes! They Burn!.2
Sunday, October 11, 2009
God Is His Co-pilot
Thursday, October 8, 2009
Nice Muffintop!
Or rather cupcaketop. Neiman Marcus has the perfect mode of transporation for our tough economic times. I introduce to you, the cupcake car:
My thoughts exactly. The descripton of it is one of the best parts:
The crashing a parade part sounds fun. It also could be a new form of streaking. Personally, I think it would get more attention than a pasty naked fat man running across the feild.
It runs entirely on batteries and makes people smile. Take that Smart Car!
My thoughts exactly. The descripton of it is one of the best parts:
Put on your matching hat, slip under the muffin top of your Cupcake Car, and let the world figure itself out for awhile. Get (or give) the sheer, joyful chaos of a gift that is mind-blowing, triple-dog-dare, double-infinity forever cool. Make the kids or grandkids literally squeal with joy. Bring it to work and buzz the breakroom. Crash parades! Putter about the ‘hood. Ever had a crowd of kids chasing after you just for the crazy gleeful heck of it? (No worries, the top speed is a comfy-safe 7 mph.) What’s it made of? A 24-volt electric motor, a heavy-duty battery, sheet metal, wire, fabric, wood…and mad genius. Launched at Burning ManSM as a cooperative art car project, the Cupcake Car sprang from the fevered mind of Bay Area artist Lisa Pongrace and her less-rules-more-laughs posse of artists and techno geeks. Yours will be tricked out with your favorite topping, so start thinking flavors.
The crashing a parade part sounds fun. It also could be a new form of streaking. Personally, I think it would get more attention than a pasty naked fat man running across the feild.
It runs entirely on batteries and makes people smile. Take that Smart Car!
Monday, October 5, 2009
I've Heard of a Vengeful God...
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