About Time Mr. Stoker

After 112 grueling years, the wait is over my friends, Dracula 2 is being released by Bram Stoker's great grand-nephew appropriately named Dacre Stoker. It is called The Un-Dead and picks up after the vampire hunters seemingly successful murder of Dracula, but little do they know, that he had a young woman vampire who slowly begins to pick off the gang. A police officer thinks that it is Jack the Ripper on the prowl.


Hopefully this follows the "flavor" of the original. Hopefully Dacre doesn't include werewolves. The sexy vampire is already dead, in all of his cruel, pale, non-glittering pallor.

My Eyes! They Burn!

May I introduce quite possibly the greatest website ever created:
Peopleofwalmart.com

Its like a car wreck, the harder you try to not stare and continue with your day, the more compelled you are to gawk. The worst part of is, I can't laugh at some of these because I know people who go to Wal*y World like this! And so do you.

Uncle Charlie!


Granny's packin' heat


Yes... The sign is a must.


Holly Hobby is starting to age


You have to wonder what Bud is doing with all that beer and oil


Why?! Why in public? I bet your mother found these hilarious when she picked them up in Italy


There should be an application for procreation


Gram.... Please put on some clothes

My Eyes! They Burn!.2

It looks like a hot pink garbage bag filled with creamed corn.


I've been to this Walmart... Dude is dressed for the Grammy's compared to what I've seen.


Wal-marvelous

God Is His Co-pilot

Seriously. I found this in the store parking lot. Its Hay-suess with some little lambies and and psalm next to it. By the dents and nicks on the truck, I would assume that Jay-sus isn't protecting him too well. Huh...

Nice Muffintop!

Or rather cupcaketop. Neiman Marcus has the perfect mode of transporation for our tough economic times. I introduce to you, the cupcake car:

My thoughts exactly. The descripton of it is one of the best parts:

Put on your matching hat, slip under the muffin top of your Cupcake Car, and let the world figure itself out for awhile. Get (or give) the sheer, joyful chaos of a gift that is mind-blowing, triple-dog-dare, double-infinity forever cool. Make the kids or grandkids literally squeal with joy. Bring it to work and buzz the breakroom. Crash parades! Putter about the ‘hood. Ever had a crowd of kids chasing after you just for the crazy gleeful heck of it? (No worries, the top speed is a comfy-safe 7 mph.) What’s it made of? A 24-volt electric motor, a heavy-duty battery, sheet metal, wire, fabric, wood…and mad genius. Launched at Burning ManSM as a cooperative art car project, the Cupcake Car sprang from the fevered mind of Bay Area artist Lisa Pongrace and her less-rules-more-laughs posse of artists and techno geeks. Yours will be tricked out with your favorite topping, so start thinking flavors.

The crashing a parade part sounds fun. It also could be a new form of streaking. Personally, I think it would get more attention than a pasty naked fat man running across the feild.

It runs entirely on batteries and makes people smile. Take that Smart Car!

I've Heard of a Vengeful God...

But isn't this a little on the extreme side? My little brother found this in a gift shop in Jackson Hole, WY.

A Direct Violation of Animal Rights!

Now even Rover can join the cult!

I'm sure my Lilian can fit in it as well