Wednesday, August 26, 2009

What Happens In Vegas Ends Up On Blogger

I have returned from my fabulous trip to the fabulous city of Las Vegas. Manson was incredible! One of the best shows I have ever been to! He sounds the same live as he does on CD. He can definately put on the best damn show you will ever see.

My aunt and I stayed for 2 nights at the Jockey Club. It was a timeshare "resort" that wasn't part of a casino, so it didn't reek of smoke. It took 6 hours almost to the minute to get there. We ditched our bags in our comfortable suite and hit the Strip. First, we wandered through Ceasar's Palace, saw fake Elvis, and went to the Mirage. We walked around in Seigfried and Roy's Secret Garden. They had dolphins and rare white big cats. It was a face-melting 115 degrees that afternoon. We ended up in the Venitian and met the Blue Man Group. We ate a yummy(and ridiculously expensive)Italian dinner at Lavo. We walked a few blocks back to the Jockey Club. I got all dressed up in my fishnets and heels. We took a cab to the Hard Rock. I felt like a celebrity when the valet opened my door and invited me to step out. Neither of us were searched or anything and could have brought the camera my aunt reluctantly left home. We had pretty good seats. Watched the concert in the comfy balcony of the Joint. The opening band sucked. Don't know who they were but I never want to listen to them again. The concert ended about midnight. It took us half an hour to get back with all the traffic. We sat by the pool at the Jockey Club until 2 and retired for the night.

The next morning we hunted down a Trader Joes to stock our kitchen with munchies and food for later. On the way, we found the Liberace Museum! A close second to the highlight of my trip. It was the most fab-u-lous thing we did. We even tried on a reproduction of one of the robes he wore! My aunt got a Liberace t-shirt and tried to get me to get one. After that, we found the Fabulous Las Vegas sign and got our pictures taken with it. Kermit even joined! To here his stories go to: . We then went to Coke and M & M world. They were crazy packed because of the rain. We headed over to New York New York to ride the rollercoaster, The Manhattan Express. Kermit sat up and enjoyed the ride in the very front car with us. We then went back to our room and vegged out in front of Ocho Herbie(Herbie Fully Loaded in Spanish)and other fine spanish programming. We then took her car to the Stratosphere for some more rides. We got a pass to go on all 3. The Insanity:

It dangles you 900 feet above the Strip and is a really mellow ride considering the backdrop.
Then the awful X-scream. Never, ever, again!

And finally, The Big Shot. This is our actual picture we got.

Thursday, August 20, 2009

Told You Disney Was Evil!

While checking my e-mail I came across an article about Disneyland/World/Universe. Seven people were recently caught scalping tickets to unassuming tourists. Pictured below:

Not really. But everyone at Disneyland wears fanny packs and scant shorts.In this failing economy, many families still flock to the "happiest place on earth", where the street cleaners are paid more than I am and pedophiles hug kids while wearing Winnie the Pooh costumes.
Cops seized some $131,000 in park tickets to Walt Disney World, Universal, and SeaWorld, plus another $6,000 in cash. The tickets were real, but unfortunately, their provenance wasn't.

Wednesday, August 19, 2009

The Big Yellow Dinosaur

School starts next week. By this time last year I was hassling my mom to let me ride to school with my boyfriend. I ended up on the bus. I was demoted 10 levels from a classy Corolla to being surrounded by the nerds. Even the anime kids get rides to school.

Luckily, Granite School District doesn't use school buses :). I can now ride in style in with my friends like a normal person.

Need I mention the dangers? I can catch something(and have). There aren't any seatbelts. And I may as well be dead now from the social suicide.

Case and point: