Told You Disney Was Evil!

While checking my e-mail I came across an article about Disneyland/World/Universe. Seven people were recently caught scalping tickets to unassuming tourists. Pictured below:

Not really. But everyone at Disneyland wears fanny packs and scant shorts.In this failing economy, many families still flock to the "happiest place on earth", where the street cleaners are paid more than I am and pedophiles hug kids while wearing Winnie the Pooh costumes.

Cops seized some $131,000 in park tickets to Walt Disney World, Universal, and SeaWorld, plus another $6,000 in cash. The tickets were real, but unfortunately, their provenance wasn't.